With a BA in English from the University of Illinois, Champaign, and an MFA in Playwriting from Columbia University, I'm a product of the best in public education and the most expensive in private education. I'm also an alumnus of the Portfolio Center before it gave birth to all the ad schools that now promise everyone a shot at glory turning art into a capitalist tool. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Some of my advertising work has been inducted into the archives of the NY MOMA by the AICP. Past clients include: Nokia, Kmart, BellSouth, Unisys, Dove, Dupont, Verizon, 21st Century Insurance, Eidos (publisher of Lara Croft and Legacy of Kain), Abovenet, AT&T, Safeway, PG&E, Pandesic (an Intel/SAP company), Sprint, SquareSoft (Final Fantasy), The St. Paul Company, Cub Foods.
Other jobs I've had: bookstore manager, horse farm grunt, journalist, waiter, pizza boy, dishwasher, ditch-digger, video store clerk.
Finally, I hate titles.
For a closer look at my professional background, here's a link to my LinkedIn profile. Go now.